Ross: What is Chandler Bing’s job?
Rachel: Ohh! Oh gosh! It has something to do with numbers.
Monica: And processing!
Rachel: And he carries a briefcase.
Ross: Ten seconds! You need this or you lose the game!
Monica: It’s um… it has something to do with transponding!
Rachel: Oh, oh oh oh! He’s a transponds, he’s a transpondster!
Monica: THAT’S NOT EVEN A WORD! I can get this…I can get this…
[timer stops]
Monica. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Friends: 4x12 The One with the Embryos

“And when I watched Goodbye, Lenin! I was like ‘That’s my Zoller! That’s my Zoller! That’s him right there’. I mean, if Daniel’s mother didn’t meet Daniel’s father I don’t know if we would ever have the right Zoller. He really… I was like ‘This guy is really stepping out of the fucking page!’” - Quentin Tarantino

sheldoncooper:

Sheldon: I’ll have a diet coke.
Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I have to practice mixing drinks!
Sheldon: Fine. I’ll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
Penny: That’s rum and Coke, without the rum.
Sheldon: Yes.
Penny: … so Coke?
Sheldon: Yes… And would you make it diet?

fuckyeahjuliastegner:

Fuck Yeah Julia Stegner - because she’s the most beautiful German top model!

 ;)

olhosderessaca:

oh, como sinto falta.

sheldoncooper:

Sheldon: I’ve moved to a 4-napkin system. Lap, hand, face and personal emergency. If you like, starting tomorrow, I’ll add a guest napkin. But, I’m afraid there’s nothing for you today.

(via fuckyeahmelanie:futurisms)

Shosanna, Fredrick and Hellstorm? I ship it. It can’t beat Daniel/Mélanie/August, though.