so there was this woman and she was, uh, on an airplane. and she's flying to meet her fiancé sailing high above the--the largest ocean on planet earth. and she was seated next to this man who, you know she had tried to start conversation and really--really the only thing she heard him say was to order his bloody mary. and she's sitting there and she's reading this really arduous magazine article about a third world country that she couldn't even pronounce the--the name of. and she's feeling very bored and very despondent...
Ross: What is Chandler Bing’s job?Rachel: Ohh! Oh gosh! It has something to do with numbers.Monica: And processing!Rachel: And he carries a briefcase.Ross: Ten seconds! You need this or you lose the game!Monica: It’s um… it has something to do with transponding!Rachel: Oh, oh oh oh! He’s a transponds, he’s a transpondster!Monica: THAT’S NOT EVEN A WORD! I can get this…I can get this…[timer stops]Monica. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Friends: 4x12 The One with the Embryos

Ross: What is Chandler Bing’s job?
Rachel: Ohh! Oh gosh! It has something to do with numbers.
Monica: And processing!
Rachel: And he carries a briefcase.
Ross: Ten seconds! You need this or you lose the game!
Monica: It’s um… it has something to do with transponding!
Rachel: Oh, oh oh oh! He’s a transponds, he’s a transpondster!
Monica: THAT’S NOT EVEN A WORD! I can get this…I can get this…
[timer stops]
Monica. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Friends: 4x12 The One with the Embryos

9 hours ago
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“And when I watched Goodbye, Lenin! I was like ‘That’s my Zoller! That’s my Zoller! That’s him right there’. I mean, if Daniel’s mother didn’t meet Daniel’s father I don’t know if we would ever have the right Zoller. He really… I was like ‘This guy is really stepping out of the fucking page!’” - Quentin Tarantino

“And when I watched Goodbye, Lenin! I was like ‘That’s my Zoller! That’s my Zoller! That’s him right there’. I mean, if Daniel’s mother didn’t meet Daniel’s father I don’t know if we would ever have the right Zoller. He really… I was like ‘This guy is really stepping out of the fucking page!’” - Quentin Tarantino

11 hours ago
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sheldoncooper:

Sheldon: I’ll have a diet coke.Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I have to practice mixing drinks!Sheldon: Fine. I’ll have a virgin Cuba Libre.Penny: That’s rum and Coke, without the rum.Sheldon: Yes.Penny: … so Coke?Sheldon: Yes… And would you make it diet?

sheldoncooper:

Sheldon: I’ll have a diet coke.
Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I have to practice mixing drinks!
Sheldon: Fine. I’ll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
Penny: That’s rum and Coke, without the rum.
Sheldon: Yes.
Penny: … so Coke?
Sheldon: Yes… And would you make it diet?

15 hours ago
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fuckyeahjuliastegner:

Fuck Yeah Julia Stegner - because she’s the most beautiful German top model!

 ;)

fuckyeahjuliastegner:

Fuck Yeah Julia Stegner - because she’s the most beautiful German top model!

 ;)

10 hours ago
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olhosderessaca:

oh, como sinto falta.

olhosderessaca:

oh, como sinto falta.

12 hours ago
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sheldoncooper:

Sheldon: I’ve moved to a 4-napkin system. Lap, hand, face and personal emergency. If you like, starting tomorrow, I’ll add a guest napkin. But, I’m afraid there’s nothing for you today.

sheldoncooper:

Sheldon: I’ve moved to a 4-napkin system. Lap, hand, face and personal emergency. If you like, starting tomorrow, I’ll add a guest napkin. But, I’m afraid there’s nothing for you today.

16 hours ago
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(via fuckyeahmelanie:futurisms)
Shosanna, Fredrick and Hellstorm? I ship it. It can’t beat Daniel/Mélanie/August, though.

(via fuckyeahmelanie:futurisms)

Shosanna, Fredrick and Hellstorm? I ship it. It can’t beat Daniel/Mélanie/August, though.

17 hours ago
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