Some people keep updating their facebook with tons of “mobile uploads” pictures of them/their food at nice restaurants, at fancy night clubs; or they simply update their status telling a little story of how wonderful a Häagen Dazs ice cream can be after a long and tiring day of shopping. And I just feel like commenting:
“I can’t understand how someone who doesn’t have a job or even an internship can afford ~lifestyle like yours. so, I’m thinking: does money comes out of your asshole when you take a dump?”
or just
“uh, no one cares what you ate for breakfast/dinner/lunch”

